13.10.10

Old Hands 7" Now Out


(Get it HERE from Deranged)


MATURE SITUATIONS Old Hands 7”

"Ex-LEFT FOR DEAD members turn in some thick, POISON IDEA meets 4SKINS punk. The best track is “Scooters on the Streets, which sounds like it was lifted off the Carry on Oi LP! Then the next track is straight-up hardcore ripper… Odd listen but i’m digging. Sweet DK’s Plastic Surgery cover rip-off." - MRR

27.4.10

Pearl Harbor & MS Shows

*We're playing July 31st at Parts & Labor with the Red Dons from Portland*
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Hey Y'all. So Daniel and Bill Baker have been burning the candle at both ends for months preparing for the opening of their new shop. Pearl Harbor Gift Shop, the mother of all goddamn tattoo shops, it's gonna be the best game in town, if not any town. 24 Kensington Avenue in Kensington Market. Grand Opening is this Saturday. Come check it out:

The Sitch has some long-overdue shows coming up with Brutal Knights in May:

May 21 - Hard Luck, Toronto w/ BK, Unruled, Total Trash, Birth Defect
May 22 - Casbah, Hamilton w/BK, Unruled, Rocket Reducers

...and the Old Hands EP is gonna be out imminently on Deranged.

15.2.10

Another House Show THIS Saturday


THIS SATURDAY IS ANOTHER FUCKING APESHIT HOUSE PARTY SURE TO GET CRASHED BY COPS AND MISCREANTS SO IF YOU MISSED OUT ON THE BELOW THEN GET DOWN WITH THIS SHIT AND BRING A BARF BAG AND A RIOT SHIELD. LANDSOWNE AND BLOOR?! FUCKIN' BLLLEEEEAAAAAUUUUURRRRGHH!!!!!

No, seriously though - Bleaurg.

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BYOB PUNK SHOW FEAT:
MATURE SITUATIONS, TOTAL TRASH,
MOLESTED YOUTH AND PISSED TO THE EYE.
Doors 9:30 <> bands 10:30
225 Sterling #23
"The House of Everlasting Super Joy" /// Bloor and Lansdowne.

29.12.09

To-Nite!

Just got this video from the completely ignorant T.O. house show with Molested Youth and Teen Pregnancy. Unhinged! Thanks Ryan, Christian and MY. Old Hands 7" coming up next on Deranged.

Mature Situations - Toronto House Bash - December 29, 2009 from Ryan Walker Photography on Vimeo.



17.11.09

THIS SATURDAY



Free Show! No Coupon Needed!
This Saturday Night in Kensington!
(...Sitching occurs at 10:30PM)
Bring Someone You Love:
We'll have some of the ltd version of the Cracked Pelvis EP at this show,
and new shirts, buttons hemmorhoid cream etc.

6.7.09

EP is OUT!

Preorders for the Cracked Pelvis EP are now up HERE. The regular 7" for 5 space-bucks, or you can supersize it and get a 2-pack with both the regular and the ltd preorder-only cover for 8 space-bucks.

We're playing at Rancho Relaxo Sunday Aug 2nd with Drunkdriver (NYC) +2. We're putting the last touches on the Deranged 7" songs and the songs for the split with Heartless - a band of actual 8-10 year old girls - no shit, check them out.

7.6.09

Gumjob

Siesta was good times last night, 
even though it ended like this:


RIP Kerry's Front Teeth. 

5.5.09

New Bass Player & Shows

S'up? We're gonna be busting out our new bass player at these upcoming Toronto shows (she's a sassy old gal, still has several of her original teeth, a bit of dementia but she's still got a few months left in her old ticker): 

05.23.09 @ the Rearview Mirror w. Overpower +2. 
(2 doors down from the old Planet Kensington in the 'Market)
06.06.09 @ Siesta Nouveaux (15 Lower Sherbourne, Toronto)
w. Nitad (Sweden), Molested Youth & Canadian Rifle (Chicago).

Also, this happened:
...yeah, you're welcome. 

29.4.09

A Date With Pelvis

Hi. Here's the sitch: So, the first EP, "Cracked Pelvis", is all sewn up and nearly in the mass production stage. It's gonna be on some fun colo(u)red vinyl, bien sur! Here is a song from it, a little number we like to call "Soylent Old" (which promotes an outside the box solution to a multitude of modern problems by way of using the elderly as a source of protein), and an outtake, a cover song, poignantly titled "Suicide's An Alternative". Suck on that, and check the label's site for more updates. 


24.3.09

FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT.

Rancho ruled. Thanks Greg, Coliseum, Blackbirds & Slaughterstrike. 

& thanks to JD for making all those sexually attractive tee-shirts. 
Next show we're playing is Thursday April 2 @ Annie's 
(372 Queen St. E) with:
SACRED SHOCK (Texas, members of Hatred Surge)
DESKONOCIDOS (Texas, lo-fi Spanish punk)
& SLAUGHTERSTRIKE (Rammer/Endless Blockade)
9pm, $8, 19+. Bring Your Own Wheelchair.

4.1.09

...And Angina's Tough.

* March 21st show moved to Rancho Relaxo. RIP Adrift Clubhouse!

Mature Situations, the band, was borne of the need to trivialize the grievances and tribulations of the elderly, (in a sexual manner where possible), so as to anger karma and preemptively flip off the inevitable pants-shitting, Viagra-snorting, hip-replacing, sour-milk-smelling future of all men. We have shows. We made a demo. We're doing a 7" with Free Cake (NJ) to be out by early summer and one for Deranged later in the year. And more importantly... 
...we're making sick props (thanks Alison):
...so check back for more show and record updates. 
For now, here's the goods. Stay Old, Pony Boy:

Mature Situations - Demo (HERE):

1. Golden Age
2. Forced Retirement
3. Soylent Old
4. These Old Hands
5. Shrapnel Catcher

Thanks Jonah. 

We're playing Rancho Relaxo with Coliseum, Blackbirds
 and fuckin' Slaughterstrike on March 21st.
We'll have some shirts and gross pins by then. 
Thanks to SITC & everyone that played and came out 
to Siesta on Dec 27'th. Here's the sickening proof:

...whoops! That's the proof that punk is dead. 
Here's the show thing: