EP is OUT!

Preorders for the Cracked Pelvis EP are now up HERE. The regular 7" for 5 space-bucks, or you can supersize it and get a 2-pack with both the regular and the ltd preorder-only cover for 8 space-bucks.

We're playing at Rancho Relaxo Sunday Aug 2nd with Drunkdriver (NYC) +2. We're putting the last touches on the Deranged 7" songs and the songs for the split with Heartless - a band of actual 8-10 year old girls - no shit, check them out.

Gumjob

Siesta was good times last night, 

even though it ended like this:

RIP Kerry's Front Teeth. 

New Bass Player & Shows

S'up? We're gonna be busting out our new bass player at these upcoming Toronto shows (she's a sassy old gal, still has several of her original teeth, a bit of dementia but she's still got a few months left in her old ticker): 

05.23.09 @ the Rearview Mirror w. Overpower +2. 

(2 doors down from the old Planet Kensington in the 'Market)

06.06.09 @ Siesta Nouveaux (15 Lower Sherbourne, Toronto)

w. Nitad (Sweden), Molested Youth & Canadian Rifle (Chicago).

Also, this happened:

...yeah, you're welcome. 

A Date With Pelvis

Hi. Here's the sitch: So, the first EP, "Cracked Pelvis", is all sewn up and nearly in the mass production stage. It's gonna be on some fun colo(u)red vinyl, bien sur! Here is a song from it, a little number we like to call "Soylent Old" (which promotes an outside the box solution to a multitude of modern problems by way of using the elderly as a source of protein), and an outtake, a cover song, poignantly titled "Suicide's An Alternative". Suck on that, and check the label's site for more updates. 

FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT.

Rancho ruled. Thanks Greg, Coliseum, Blackbirds & Slaughterstrike. 

& thanks to JD for making all those sexually attractive tee-shirts. 

Next show we're playing is Thursday April 2 @ Annie's 

(372 Queen St. E) with:

SACRED SHOCK (Texas, members of Hatred Surge)

DESKONOCIDOS (Texas, lo-fi Spanish punk)

& SLAUGHTERSTRIKE (Rammer/Endless Blockade)

9pm, $8, 19+. Bring Your Own Wheelchair.

...And Angina's Tough.

* March 21st show moved to Rancho Relaxo. RIP Adrift Clubhouse!

Mature Situations, the band, was borne of the need to trivialize the grievances and tribulations of the elderly, (in a sexual manner where possible), so as to anger karma and preemptively flip off the inevitable pants-shitting, Viagra-snorting, hip-replacing, sour-milk-smelling future of all men. We have shows. We made a demo. We're doing a 7" with Free Cake (NJ) to be out by early summer and one for Deranged later in the year. And more importantly... 

...we're making sick props (thanks Alison):

...so check back for more show and record updates. 

For now, here's the goods. Stay Old, Pony Boy:

Mature Situations - Demo (HERE):

1. Golden Age

2. Forced Retirement

3. Soylent Old

4. These Old Hands

5. Shrapnel Catcher

Thanks Jonah. 

We're playing Rancho Relaxo with Coliseum, Blackbirds

 and fuckin' Slaughterstrike on March 21st.

We'll have some shirts and gross pins by then. 

Thanks to SITC & everyone that played and came out 

to Siesta on Dec 27'th. Here's the sickening proof:

...whoops! That's the proof that punk is dead. 

Here's the show thing:

I've Fallen...And I Can't Get Up.